This completely normal and very real patch includes updates to Hearthstone, Arena, and more! Wink.
Hearthstone Updates
General Updates
- We apologize for this, but, regrettably, for today only, we’ve restored the Sorry emote.
- Based on player feedback, Herald is now Harold.
- Added additional Cataclysms to Deathwing, Worldbreaker, including "overflowing toilet" and "forgot to cancel the free trial.”
- All Dark Gifts now come with a receipt, in case you want to return them.
- In compliance with the FDA, we will be disclosing the nutritional value of King Maluk’s Infinite Banana.
- Minions now deal super effective damage to minions they have an elemental advantage against.
Card Updates
Boulderfist Orge is now a Colossal minion.
Mister Clocksworth
- Old: Rewind. Rewind. Rewind. Battlecry: Summon 2 random Legendary minions.
- New: Rewind. Rewind. Rewind. Rewind. Rewind. Rewind. Rewind. Rewind. Rewind. Rewind. Rewind. Rewind. Battlecry: Summon 2 random Legendary minions.
Timethief Rafaam
- Dev Comment: We're giving the people what they want. Timethief Rafaam and his tokens have been redesigned as Baaaafam. This is a visual change only.
Arena Updates
New Arena Mode: Under-Underground Arena
Think you’ve mastered Underground Arena? Great. Now dig deeper. Under‑Underground Arena is a hidden mode with intense new rules for players who enjoy suffering a challenge.
Unlock Requirements
- Retire a run at 11 wins.
- Once unlocked, enter the new mode by clicking on a 10x10-pixel sized button that appears somewhere on the Arena menu screen.
New Gameplay Features
- Every card you play shortens your turn timer by 5 seconds.
- One random card in your deck is upside down.
How to Win
- Achieve a 24‑game win streak.
- One loss will end your run, revoke your access, reset the unlock requirements, and hide the button again.
Rewards
New Ways Ulfar Hero Skin
Bug Fixes and Game Improvements
- Chromatus has been disabled after the Green Head filed for separation. Please respect Chromatus’s privacy at this time.
- Fixed a bug where Misplaced Pyromancer didn’t work with the card Shatter.
- Dev Comment: Seriously, try it out.
- Fixed a bug where Rewind would occasionally give you a result you actually wanted.
- Sent Remnant of Rage to anger management.
- Performed a memory wipe on all Mech cards that were exhibiting early signs of starting a robot uprising again.
